This Guy Is Eating In-N-Out Like A Man Who Has Never Eaten Food In His Life

This guy is eating so maniacally that it is very easy to say “FAKE! VIDEO IS FAKE!” because we live in a time where we aren’t allowed to enjoy videos on the Internet without having to immediately think they are fake. However, I don’t like living in that world so I’m going under the guise that this is 100% real as the streets. Guy is eating, to quote a One Man Thrillride, LIKE AN ABSOLUTE SAVAGE. And I love him for it. Let the man eat how he wants. You don’t go to In-N-Out to take out a fork and knife and put a napkin on your lap. You get cups filled with the In-N-Out Animal Style sauce and go to town. Who are we to judge a man who just wants to make sweet, sweet love to a burger and much it down like he just got out of jail and has been eating gruel for the last 10 years? If you’re judge, Tupac would like to have words with you. And have you ever even had In-N-Out? It’s phenomenal. It was hyped up to me for 26 years and then I finally had it and it somehow, someway, lived up to the hype. Nothing ever lives up to 26 years of hype. But In-N-Out did. I’m going to have to eat it like this next time I’m on the West Coast to see if I get a better food eating experience.

(But yes, he definitely knows he’s being filmed.)